What on earth?
Yes, I know I look different from anything you’ve ever seen before.
But relax, I’m just a humble reinvention of the beanbag.
Okay, when I say humble reinvention, I mean a huge, in your face,
total revolution. I’m so comfortable it’s obscene. I’m as durable as
a massively durable thing. I’m more flexible than a boneless
contortionist. And I’m good for you too!

